In a land far away, pepperonis walk the streets and cheese is in the fountains. This land is East Calzone. There are many attractions in East Calzone, so long as you don’t get too close to West Calzone. There is a grease river that runs between East and West Calzone, luckily separating the two factions. These two don’t get along because the easterners inherited all of their dough from their predecessors (dough is what pepperonis use to add to their body structure, you have to work for dough normally), and the westerners all worked for their dough. East Calzoners have massive amounts of dough at their disposal, something they use to have immense body structure, which makes them all look huge. One easterner however, was different, he didn’t want to participate in all of the parties and events that the rest of the townspeople threw, and he didn’t want to look huge and threatening with dough (though he had plenty). This mans name was Scoo-Jiboou Sraksilliar IV, but people called him John for short. The setting goes all the way back to the year of 3,213, and people were still a little against the burnt pepperonis if you catch my drift. Ever since John got into that acid incident, he appears slightly darker. When people walk by and see him, they think wow, he should be in a plantation. Slavery was still legal in East Calzone but not West Calzone, mainly because the people were snobby and didn’t want to do anything themselves. And one day, things took an expected but dark turn, two pepperonis threw a sack over his head and carried him off. The next thing John knew, he was in shackles riding in a cattle car with other burnt pepperonis. He arrived at what looked like a field, and he got off with other pepperonis and was told to line up. There were a crowd of pepperonis staring at him clearly bargaining for who could pick the most product. Due to his low body mass from lack of dough, nobody wanted him, and for what it was worth, he was likely stronger than all of them. All of the other burned pepperonis in line were bought and sold, but John was still standing. He was quickly ousted away and learned that he was being sent to a place called the Valley of the Zza, where he was being used to shovel disposed bread crumbs. This place was known to be a dumping ground for people riding the train that traveled through the valley. All John could think of was a way to escape, thinking about the horrible sights of people getting whipped with sausage lines for working too slow. Every day was a nightmare, however their was one very obscure thing that gave him hope. There was a billboard of a mans face, an advert featuring Papa John Schnatter, which resonated with him heavily. It made him feel comfort amidst all of the chaos, that there was someone watching over him, helping get through the long days. Nighttime rolled around one day and John headed back to the barracks along with the other slaves. As soon as the guards were gone, he got everyone’s attention, and proposed a plan to escape the plantation. The pepperonis were hesitant at first, but changed their minds, figuring death wasn’t important when you were living your life out as a slave. The plan was simple, wait for the guards to leave for their weekly drinks, and hitch a ride on the train all the way back to the main district in East Calzone. The next day arrived, and the slaves were preparing for their journey. After roll call, the pepperonis went out to the field, and after the guards had left, they made their move. About 50 slaves started running to the train full speed, and one stray guard had spotted them. They started grabbing onto the train, one by one, and got to about 38 people hitched before the guards got back to the stragglers. The penalty for attempt to escape at the time was death by hanging, and John could unfortunately see the lynching process start as they slowly rode away. The train rode fairly quickly, so the 38 people that got on were free. Once John arrived at his house, he started moving and vowed never to enter East Calzone again. As he made the journey to West Calzone, he muttered to himself “farewell bitch.” And so ends the story of the town of East Calzone.

I think I have left it shelved for long enough.

So I know that you keep all cosmetic items and items bought with credits, but do you get an exp increase? Is there an incentive to regenerate other to get a higher level?

I loved the game on Xbox but now I have a rig that can run it on pc (which I primarily play now). So I only have one question, how good is the player count? I know it’s doing great on Xbox and ps4 but games die a lot faster on pc. Any insight would be appreciated.